Ridiculous Questions?

1. Why are they called apartments if they're all connected?
2. Why do doctors leave the room when you change, they're going to see you naked anyway.
3. Why is there a disclaimer on Allstate Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
4. How do you slam revolving doors?
5. If you mated a Bulldog and a Shih-Tzu, would it be called a Bullshit?
6. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs over someone else, does it stop to help them?
7. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why the hell is there a song about him?
8. Why do we call them drive-thrus if we’re always stopping?
9. If love is blind, explain lingerie.
10. How can mineral water, after trickling through mountains for centuries, expire next year?
11. At a movie theater, which armrest is mine?
12. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix the damn hole in the boat?
13. Isn't a free gift redundant?
14. When Smurfs choke, what color do they turn?
15. What do you call a male ladybug?
16. If a man cheats on his wife, the other woman is his mistress; what do you call the other man if the wife is cheating?
17. What do the French call a French Kiss?
18. Why do we say the alarm clock is going off, when it’s really on?
19. What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20. Why does minute rice need to cook for 15 minutes?
21. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
22. Why are boxing rings, square?
23. If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
24. If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean progress is the opposite of congress?
25. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?