More Ridiculous Questions...

1. How fast do hotcakes sell?
2. Why do we turn down the car radio when we're looking for a street address?
3. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor...we can't drink and drive? 
4. Interstate highways in Hawaii?
5. If ghosts walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through floors?
6. Floatation devices on planes...why not parachutes?
7. Ever imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
8. Which disease did cured ham have?
9. If 7-11 is open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors?
10. How does skating on thin ice lead to getting into hot water?
11. New and Improved?
12. Jogging backwards... would I gain weight?
13. Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
14. Another word for thesaurus?
15. Is a turtle without its shell homeless or naked?
16. What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
17. Why are actors in movies, but on TV?
18. Drive-up ATM’s with Braille?
19. Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
20. Did you just sing the two songs?
21. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
22. Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
23. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
24. Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep?
25. If #2 pencils are so popular, why are they still #2?