You Know You're Addicted to Facebook When...

1. You're talking to a friend on Facebook and they're in the same room.
2. You think about your status when you're not on Facebook.
3. You take pictures of yourself in different poses to get the right one for your profile.
4. You throw a party so you can take photos and post them that night.
5. Poking is the bright spot of your day
6. You are married on Facebook but not in real life.
7. You buy Farmville gift certificates.
8. Your real relationship status is only official after its been updated on Facebook
9. You create fake profiles...
10. You create fake profiles in order to get around being blocked.
11. Your conversations begin with...Guess what was on Facebook!
12. Your conversations end in...Has to be true, I seen it on Facebook!
13. You refer to Facebook as FB.
14. You like to be poked and enjoy poking in return…Ha-Ha
15. Your status contains too much info…We don’t care about how many bowel movements you’ve had…Thanks.
16. You post Happy Birthday on strangers’ walls.
17. After meeting someone new, you ask if they haveFacebook.
18. Your status changes are actually more fun than your actual life.
19. You plan social activities on Facebook instead of by phone.
20. You only check your email to see if you have new Facebook updates.
21. You think poking constitutes flirting.
22. You felt cheated after every­one could join.
23. You leave subliminal messages about someone...and feel as though you’ve accomplished something.
24. Your friends tell you repeatedly they Do Not want to play Mafia Wars or Farmville.
25. You've checked Facebook before finishing this list...