Yes Women...You Win!

1. Women don't have to give complete answers as to why they were not at work....A simple It was a female issue will do.
2. They get free drinks, free help moving, free dinners, free.....well you get it.
3. Which sounds better - Daddy's Girl or Momma's Boy? (enough said)
4. They get one free week a month to tell it like it is.
5. They got off the Titanic first.....they also lived, You've seen the movie!
6. They can get a Taxi!
7. If she's dumb, it's kind of cute....if we're dumb, we only get dogged.
8. Normally, their bar tabs are cheaper.......normally.
9. A little cleavage goes a long way. (see #2 & #6 & #11)
10. We die before they do....Guess who gets to cash in the life insurance.
11. They can easily get out of a speeding ticket. (see #9)
12. Women can string along more than one man...we sometimes have trouble with one.
13. They can be groupies to entertainers, we'll get arrested as stalkers.
14. They DO stop and ask for directions.....(where are we?)
15. Yes women, you ARE better liars....(not sure if that's a compliment though)
16. Everyone loves their Mother...
17. Superstars always shout-out their Mothers on TV (what about us?)
18. When women do something, sometimes it's a first...men are just old news.
19. Crying usually gets them what they want....if we cry, we just look stupid.
20. If you're a man, you've thought of at least two women while reading this list.....Damn they always win!