Chuck Norris Facts

1. When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens.
2. There could be a street named after Chuck Norris, but nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
3. Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
4. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 12 states.
5. Chuck Norris’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees...Celsius.
6. Monsters checks under their beds for Chuck Norris.
7. Nobody does it like Sara Lee…Except Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice!
10. Chuck Norris hears sign language.
11. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded weapon, and won.
12. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
13. Chuck Norris's calendar skips from March 31^st to April 2^nd… No one fools Chuck Norris.
14. When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you feel it
15. Chuck Norris should be typed in all caps.
16. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...in a rainstorm.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato-sacks.
18. If Chuck Norris ever dies, he’ll play himself in the movie.
19. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie…on a unicycle.
20. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
21. Chuck Norris doesn't read; he stares down books until they talk.
22. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
23. Sliced bread is the second best thing since Chuck Norris.
24. Chuck Norris walked on water first.
25. All roads lead to Chuck Norris....