A husband was dying, with his wife by his side.
As a man lies in bed dying, he reaches for his wife's hand and explains to her in a tired voice, " There's something that I must confess to you my love."
She takes his hand and says, "Shhh, honey there is nothing to confess, nothing to say, just take it easy and try to relax...everything will be alright now."
The husband pleads, "No, I must die in peace, I must tell you this so my conscience is clear."
Without waiting for her reaction or for his wife to stop him, he explains to her, "I had relations with your sister... your best friend...her best friend.........and your mom.
The wife leaned in close, stared into her husband's eyes, gave him an understanding kiss on his forehead, and said...
"I know honey, I've known for a while...That's why I poisoned you...now close your eyes...
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