Women On Vacation

A group of girlfriends were on vacation, and while on vacation, they came across a 5-story hotel with a sign that read, For Women Only, and since they were without their boyfriends/husbands, they decide to check-in.

After going in, a very attractive front desk manager explained to the women the rules and regulations of the hotel. 

"We have 5 floors ladies. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you are welcomed to stay for as long as you'd like”. “Since each floor has a sign explaining what you will find inside, it should be an easy choice." "Enjoy yourselves and let me know if there is anything that I can do.” explained the man.

The women, filled with excitement began their ascent on their journey. On the first floor the sign read: All the men on this floor are short and plain. The girls giggled and laughed, because that was not exactly what they were looking for.

The sign on the second floor read: All the men here are short and handsome. Still not satisfied, the women stayed on the elevator in order to see what the next floor had to offer. On the 3^rd floor, the sign read: All the men here are tall and plain.

The ladies laughed, looked at each other and pushed the 4^th floor button; after all, they were on vacation and wanted to see what the hotel had to offer. “Two more floors ladies, you ready?” said one of the women.
        The 4^th floor read All the men here are tall and handsome. This was it, the women became very excited and began to exit the elevator, until they realized that there was still another floor to see. Wondering what they were missing, they women headed up to the fifth floor.
Here, the fifth floor sign read: There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman. Thank you for Visiting.